he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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