Got a toothbrush?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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