Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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