that's an acceptable place to lick
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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