I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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