Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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