Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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