fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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