ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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