Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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