So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I don't think brook has ever known best
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I need moral support for this bender
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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