Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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