I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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