let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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