Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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