Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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