Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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