Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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