then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Randomize
