I looked at my own cervix.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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