i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You took a bar mat shot.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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