We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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