I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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