Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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