you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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