well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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