I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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