READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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