she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
