doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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