There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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