Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Actions speak louder than pants.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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