I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Do vagina's smell?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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