After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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