i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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