from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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