you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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