Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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