I think I am morally bankrupt
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
