I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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