I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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