At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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