Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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