no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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