Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
