A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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