Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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