So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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