were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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