dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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