I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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