8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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