I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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