good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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