I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Congratulations! We have a period
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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